Bush Head Located

This morning, George W. Bush, who has a history of colon polyps, had another colonoscopy done and some more polyps were removed. Under the 25th Amendment to the US Constitution, Bush transferred the powers of the Presidency to Dick Cheney for about two hours. Since that Amendment was adopted after the Kennedy assassination, this is the third time it has been used. Bush did it once before during a 2002 colon screening, and Reagan did it once to Bush I during a surgery.

History may eventually reveal secret abuses by Cheney during his brief reigns. But of more current interest are the credible rumors that with this colonoscopy, Bush’s head, the whereabouts of which have long been in question, has been located.