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Presidential inaugurations according to the US Constitution
are pretty simple: just a 35 word oath of office and then the peaceful transfer
of power is complete. But through the years lots of trappings have been added,
what some might call bells and whistles. Trump is the most unpopular incomer
since polls have been taken, so there will be lots of counter demonstrations
also.
Through the years the extended inaugural ordeal has been too
tedious to hold my attention. I do remember the JFK line "ask not what
your country can do for you", I remember Carter walking for part of the
parade and I did watch central parts of the first Obama inaugural because it
was so encouragingly historically significant, but mostly I have no profound
memories of these events.
My not watching today is particularly intentional due to
what I consider the disgracing of the Presidency by the election of Trump, an
utterly unqualified man, born with a silver spoon who has lived his entire life
as a selfish boor, conducted a repulsive campaign and who seems to have no
understanding or appreciation of our form of government. This is especially reprehensible
since he is taking over from a man of color born and raised in humble
circumstances who has devoted his life to public service, who fully understands
and reveres the Constitution and has graced the Office of the President with
great dignity.
I have been thinking about how Presidents achieved the
office during my lifetime. Here is a somewhat flippant but still fairly
accurate list of who or what brought them to power:
TRUMAN – FDR did not survive his fourth term and the Democrat
power elite had limited options for VP;
IKE – WWII – he could have won running as a Republican,
Democrat or independent;
KENNEDY – some say Mayor Daley of Chicago stuffing the
ballot boxes, or the lousy makeup job Nixon got for the TV debate;
LBJ – an assassin's bullet;
NIXON – secret plan to win the Vietnam War – which if there
ever was one must have been to expand it and then quit it;
FORD – Watergate (and I do not believe there was a deal to
pardon Nixon);
CARTER – Watergate, the Nixon pardon and smart campaigning to
get a delegate jump;
REAGAN – Iranian hostage takers, hokey Hollywood hooey and
anti-government baloney;
BUSH I – Willie Horton;
CLINTON – "Read my lips" and Ross Perot;
BUSH II – Ralph Nader, the archaic Electoral College,
Congressional Republican staffers pretending to be irate Florida voters, and
five unelected Justices of SCOTUS;
OBAMA – The Audacity of Hope, overdue change and a truly
fresh breath of air;
DRUMPF – an unbelievably stupid electorate, the FBI, Putin,
fake news, "reality" TV, xenophobia, the lack of another fresh young
Democrat and that same archaic Electoral College.
I cannot stop myself from engaging in "what if"
history, so here are some contenders from my lifetime who came in second and
were never inaugurated:
DEWEY
STEVENSON
GOLDWATER
HUMPHREY
MCGOVERN
MONDALE
DUKAKIS
DOLE
GORE
KERRY
MCCAIN
ROMNEY
HILLARY CLINTON.
There are four "losers" who were nevertheless inaugurated
at some point in time:
NIXON who lost to Kennedy later beat Humphrey and McGovern;
FORD who had been appointed and lost to Carter;
CARTER who was defeated for re-election;
BUSH I who was also defeated for re-election..